Introduction to Capital Punishment
Capitalism is generally defined as an economic paradigm based on unfettered trade practices as well as uncensored dialogue between companies and corporations to create and sustain interactions. Let’s examine the case of the most recent Super Bowl-winning QB, Jalen Hurts of the Philadelphia Eagles.
The Case of Jalen Hurts
On Feb 9, 2025, Paul Kasabian posted an article on bleacherreport.com titled: “Eagles Win Super Bowl LIX vs. Chiefs as NFL Fans Celebrate Jalen Hurts, Defense.” He wrote: “Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts crushed the Kansas City Chiefs with his arm and legs while a bruising and ferocious Philly defense stole the show en route to a 40-22 win in Super Bowl LIX on Sunday in New Orleans. Hurts completed 17-of-22 passes for 221 yards, two touchdowns and one interception while rushing for 72 yards and one more score. The Chiefs’ defense was keyed in on stopping Offensive Player of the Year and running back Saquon Barkley, the NFL’s ninth 2,000-yard rusher who understandably had a tough time getting going against stacked boxes. That put the offense in Hurts’ hands, and he answered the bell and then some.”
The ESPN Quarterback Rankings
Ya think, putting the ball in Hurts’ hands and him answering the bell was sort of an enormous understatement? Herein is “the big lie” (a.k.a.) the ESPN Quarterback Rankings of 2024. 1. Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs 2. Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills, 3. Joe Burrow, Cincinnati Bengals, 4. Lamar Jackson, Baltimore Ravens, 5. Jayden Daniels, Washington Commanders, 6. Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams, 7. Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers, 8. Jared Goff, Detroit Lions, 9. Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles,10. Baker Mayfield, Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Inconsistencies in the Rankings
Wait, what games were these pundits watching? No, I stand corrected. What professional football league were these folks watching, the UFL? As of July 2025, seventh-ranked Justin Herbert has a playoff record of 0-2. He has not won any playoff games during his career, including postseason appearances in 2022 and 2024. Why is Justin Herbert rated three rungs higher on the “ladder of success” than Jalen Hurts? If I were you, I would be extremely cautious before I stepped on that ladder to attempt any serious exterior housing repairs that were more than two feet high from ground level.
The Theory Behind the Rankings
“Inside Conditions” has a theory regarding why Jalen Hurts is ranked next to last as far as the ESPN QB Top 10 ranking is concerned. The theory is inspired by the mythical character Calhoun Tubbs, a blues singer portrayed on the TV program “In Living Color.” Before he would begin to perform, Tubbs would recall different events by ending his introduction saying: “I wrote a song about it, like to hear it? Here it go.” The ranking of Jalen Hurts is so asinine and so comedic, I wrote a theory about it, wannna read it? Here it is.
The White House Visit
On April 28, 2025, Tom Dougherty posted an article on cbssports.com titled: “Jalen Hurts skips Eagles’ White House visit with President Trump.” “Jalen Hurts was among a group of Philadelphia Eagles who did not attend the White House on Monday when the team met with President Trump to celebrate their Super Bowl LIX win. Before the ceremony, which began shortly after 4 p.m., a White House official said Hurts and other Eagles players who aren’t attending missed the event due to ‘scheduling conflicts.’ Mr. Trump honored the Eagles on the White House’s South Lawn. During the Eagles’ visit, Mr. Trump said Hurts was a ‘terrific guy and terrific player.’"
Economic Capital Punishment
When Donald Trump cancelled the 2018 White House visit because of a dispute over the national anthem, the reaction was the yawn heard around the world. However, when Jalen Hurts decides not to go, could there be efforts in smoke-filled rooms, located inside buildings with unknown addresses in dark alleys, conjuring up methods to affect and infect his future value? Hurts won a Super Bowl, smashing the number one QB, the Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes. Will skipping a White House visit evolve into a corrupt form of economic capital punishment for Jalen Hurts? All “capital punishment” does not occur in a gas chamber, electric chair, or in the form of an IV or a needle. There are indirect methods of economic “capital punishment” being created and maintained when the powers-that-be attempt to assassinate the economic well-being of others by executing: What’s in their wallets?
Conclusion
The ranking of Jalen Hurts as the 9th best quarterback in the NFL is a topic of debate. With his impressive performance in the Super Bowl and his ability to lead his team to victory, it is surprising to see him ranked so low. The theory that his decision to skip the White House visit may have contributed to his low ranking is a plausible one. However, it is essential to consider all the factors that may have influenced the rankings and not jump to conclusions.
FAQs
Q: Why is Jalen Hurts ranked so low among NFL QBs?
A: The reason for Jalen Hurts’ low ranking is not explicitly stated, but it may be due to various factors, including his decision to skip the White House visit.
Q: What is the theory behind Jalen Hurts’ low ranking?
A: The theory is that his decision to skip the White House visit may have contributed to his low ranking, as it may have been seen as a controversial or unpopular move.
Q: Is the ranking of Jalen Hurts fair?
A: The fairness of the ranking is subjective and depends on individual opinions and perspectives. However, it is essential to consider all the factors that may have influenced the rankings and not jump to conclusions.
Q: What is economic capital punishment?
A: Economic capital punishment refers to the indirect methods of punishing individuals or groups by affecting their economic well-being, such as by influencing their income or reputation.
